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Johnny Johnny NOOOOO Papa

Created by: Anus_McLeod
Team: 2024-25 Calgary Flames
Initial Creation Date: May 30, 2024
Published: May 30, 2024
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
This would almost make sense if it didn't not make any sense, or something like that, lol.

ACGM is just for giggles. Not serious.
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$2,000,000
2$900,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
5$5,000,000
Trades
1.
2.
CGY
  1. 2025 1st round pick (NJD)
NJD
  1. Markström, Jacob ($2,000,000 retained)
3.
PIT
  1. 2024 4th round pick (CGY)
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
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Logo of the CGY
2025
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Logo of the NJD
Logo of the CGY
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Logo of the CGY
Logo of the CGY
2026
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Logo of the VGK
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Logo of the VAN
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$87,700,000$78,761,666$0$212,500$8,938,334
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$9,750,000$9,750,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$7,000,000$7,000,000
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$5,800,000$5,800,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$900,000$900,000
LW
RFA
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$4,500,000$4,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$4,900,000$4,900,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$212,500$212K)
LW, C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$3,100,000$3,100,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$775,000$775,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$1,300,000$1,300,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$6,250,000$6,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$4,550,000$4,550,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$5,400,000$5,400,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 5
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 5
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$2,000,000$2,000,000
G
RFA
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$823,333$823,333
LD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$1,250,000$1,250,000
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$775,000$775,000
RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$825,000$825,000
RW
UFA - 1

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May 30 at 12:44 p.m.
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lol
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May 30 at 12:51 p.m.
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Columbus hangs up immediately
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May 30 at 12:54 p.m.
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GO FLAMES GO
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Get Dube off the team untill the trial is over
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May 30 at 12:55 p.m.
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Well, one of those two forwards will be playing for his country in the Four Nations and likely the Olympics, and it ain't Huberdeau. Pretty easy to determine which side passes.
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May 30 at 12:56 p.m.
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RIP Garth Snow
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Quoting: Gmonwy
Get Dube off the team untill the trial is over


yes i never sign him in acgm because of that. also we don't want Gaudreau back.
May 30 at 1:04 p.m.
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Quoting: Gmonwy
Get Dube off the team untill the trial is over


Quoting: iggy12rocks
yes i never sign him in acgm because of that. also we don't want Gaudreau back.


Oops, totally forgot he was part of that thing (allegedly).

The rest is just a joke (hence the title and description), although I do think the Graves thing makes actual sense.
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May 30 at 1:12 p.m.
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The Graves/Walker pairing would be Tanev/Hanifin light. Did you forget Kylington? I can see what you're doing with the Johnny trade, $ in $ out on both sides. Dube needs to be taken out, we'll probably never see him play here again.
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May 30 at 1:52 p.m.
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The Graves/Walker pairing would be Tanev/Hanifin light. Did you forget Kylington? I can see what you're doing with the Johnny trade, $ in $ out on both sides. Dube needs to be taken out, we'll probably never see him play here again.


I did forget about Dube being accused in that thing and have since updated the roster. I did not forget about Kylington but chose to assume he leaves in free agency.

The Columbus trade was more of a joke than anything. Swapping underperforming Johns. It doesn't make sense given the history, but I thought it was amusing. Added the goalies to make it get closer to being sensical, but still mainly just for giggles.
May 30 at 2:44 p.m.
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Pens accept. I think Graves will have a better year next season but I have my doubts as long as we have Sullivan as our coach.
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