Parayko is not available

Drop the idea already

Toronto would be the team adding in a boldy for marner swap

Minnesota isn't trading you a single one of those elements for Mitch Marner, let alone two, let alone all three.

Anaheim doesn't need Kampf, and St. Louis isn't about to ask Colton Parayko to waive his NTC for that return.

I hate to pile on to three strikes for trades, but I doubt that convinces Roy to spurn Detroit, who presumably will invite him over.

That's cute. Minnesota laughs you off the phone.

Fraser Minten ?

I did get a huge laugh at the man trade. This has to be a troll

The Minni trade isn't all like the Tkachuk trade. How can you compare them at all.

no shizz

Marner is worth about the same as Huberdeau in the Tkachuk trade. You have this backwards, wrong team is adding

This isn't a serious trade, but it's hilarious that you think that Huberdeau was anywhere near the same value as Marner now.

1 year rentals on both.

Marner is 11 mill

Huberdeau was 6

That doesn't have nearly as much weight as you think it does. Huberdeau was literally immediately signed to an 11-million-dollar extension. So that makes that argument 10x dummer than it already is.

You're getting neither of them for that package, buddy