If you rap it you make it happen

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Created by: tmlfan4life

Team: 2022-23 Colorado Avalanche

Initial Creation Date: Feb. 14, 2023

Published: Feb. 14, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

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Let me add a new hook by adding Alex Newhook
Gotta get some value, can’t let them be crooks
Now look, Compher’s confirmed to have no term
Leave ‘em as a UFA issue for another team to burn
Catch me rappin’ in Kasperi Kapanen
This ain’t a trade that I’m crappin’ in
Reeling in Drew O’Connor for Logan’s line
Hoping they connect at least every time
Maybe this trade is something that won’t
It’s only whether ColoraDO or ColoraDON’T

Trades

COL

PIT

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2023
2024
2025

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$82,500,000	$74,681,667	$25,000	$2,500,000	$7,818,333

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Lehkonen, Artturi $4,500,000$4,500,000 LW, RW UFA - 5	MacKinnon, Nathan $6,300,000$6,300,000 C NMC UFA - 1	Nichushkin, Valeri $6,125,000$6,125,000 RW, LW NMC UFA - 8
Cogliano, Andrew $1,250,000$1,250,000 LW UFA - 1	Rantanen, Mikko $9,250,000$9,250,000 RW, C UFA - 3	Kapanen, Kasperi $3,200,000$3,200,000 RW UFA - 2
O'Connor, Drew $750,000$750,000 LW UFA - 1	Helm, Darren $1,250,000$1,250,000 C, LW, RW UFA - 1	O'Connor, Logan $1,050,000$1,050,000 RW, LW UFA - 3
Nieto, Matt $850,000$850,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Rodrigues, Evan $2,000,000$2,000,000 LW, C UFA - 1	Malgin, Denis $750,000$750,000 LW, RW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Girard, Samuel $5,000,000$5,000,000 LD/RD UFA - 5	Makar, Cale $9,000,000$9,000,000 RD UFA - 5	Georgiev, Alexandar $3,400,000$3,400,000 G UFA - 3
Toews, Devon $4,100,000$4,100,000 LD UFA - 2	Johnson, Erik $6,000,000$6,000,000 RD M-NTC, NMC UFA - 1	Francouz, Pavel $2,000,000$2,000,000 G UFA - 2
	MacDermid, Kurtis $987,500$987,500 LD/RD, LW UFA - 2	Johansson, Jonas $750,000$750,000 G UFA - 1
Byram, Bowen $894,167$894,167 ($2,500,000$2M) LD/RD RFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Englund, Andreas $750,000$750,000 LD UFA - 1	Manson, Josh $4,500,000$4,500,000 RD NTC UFA - 4	Landeskog, Gabriel $7,000,000$7,000,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 7

Feb. 14, 2023 at 9:49 a.m.

MeetYourMakar

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 9:50 a.m.

Sabres1973

Joined: Jun. 2015

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I hate to say it but no way Colorado does this.

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 9:51 a.m.

Kyle_Okposo_Lover

Josh Anderson Sucks

Joined: Feb. 2022

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Heres a rap for you
This trade is a pile of poo
Kasperi aint a baddie
O'Connor is a fool
Compher is a nobody
Yet Newhook will make you say woo hoo!

Sakic aint no fool
He knows what to do
If Colorado did this
Their fans would say BOOOOOOOO

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 10:07 a.m.

TJTwolf

Joined: Jan. 2017

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Load of C-rap I'll say that much. Neeeeeever gonna happen!

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 10:30 a.m.

GMBL

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Quoting: oliver_wahlstrom

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 10:31 a.m.

NMAvsFan

Representing the 505

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Bad "rap," bad trade, bad idea all around

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 10:32 a.m.

GMBL

Joined: May 2022

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Quoting: TJTwolf

Load of C-rap I'll say that much. Neeeeeever gonna happen!

Is the C for Compher or O'Connor?

Feb. 14, 2023 at 10:36 a.m.

Penz87

Joined: Jan. 2023

Posts: 235

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Let me try my best,
Penguins say yes,
Compher becomes their 3C,
He's better than Carter - easy,
O'Connor's not bad,
But he ain't no Alex Newhook,
This trade makes Avs fans sad,
But gives the Pens a new-look

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 11:40 a.m.

Brooks_Makar

Joined: Nov. 2022

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Colorado loses this trade in the short term & the long
It really doesn't matter if you put it in a song
Verse after verse, rhyme after rhyme
Sakic and CMac hang up the phone every time

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 12:01 p.m.

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TJTwolf

Joined: Jan. 2017

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Quoting: GMBL

Is the C for Compher or O'Connor?

I would say it should be for a Crudely Constructed Criminally Contemptible Counter-offer (of a 5th round pick) for Crosby (50% retained).

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Feb. 14, 2023 at 12:17 p.m.

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MeetYourMakar

Joined: Feb. 2020

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This ACGM thread highlights the fun n silly qualities of this site. Horrible, horrible trade, please keep posting goofy stuff tho!

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