Quoting: DarylthePony
Phone call:
Washington: we have interest in William Nylander.
Toronto: *hangs up*
Lol. Sadly, I pictured it more like ths:
Lamoriello: Do you want to pay Nathan Horton 16 Million to eat doughnuts, so I don't have to pay an additional 16 million in league fines?
MacLellan: (giggling) um, if you're offering Matthews.... I could maybe talk to ownership???
Lamoriello: No. I get it. 30 Mil don't grow on trees. You want something good.
MacLellan: Well, our owner cofounded AOL, so money does grow on trees. Now, about Matthews....
Lamoriello: Forget Matthews. He's retiring in blue. But get this: we're willing to offer William Nylander! All we want back is Brooks Orpik and--
MacLellan: NOT BROOOOOOOKSIE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sobs. Wails. Cries)
Lamoriello: He's as old as I am. And he could never skate worth a dime. You're drunk.
MacLellan: I JUST LOVE BROOKSIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Lamoriello: Um, okay... um, I also want a draft pick.
MacLellan: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKSIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!