The Rangers will say thank you and pay all the travel expenses for both players.

I don't see GM Staios listening to you, as he'd be fired afterwards for getting massively fleeced. Even Dorion wouldn't do this

Lysell for a 3rd doesn’t seem like it would make sense for the bruins.

Ottawa declines both trades rather easily.

Fla declines both.

Trading Lindholm for Trouba is stupid, lucky for you he has an full NMC through 27 and is happy in Boston saving you from it. Playing Trouba on his offside is even dumber.

Chi happily accepts Lysell for a 3rd, another terrible move.

JVR and Shatty are dumb signings.

Rather give Debrusk the Bertuzzi $.

Heinen will cost double that, still a bargain.

Boqvist signs that for 1 year, not 5.

Sway cost more with more term.

Hell no for Brady.

You can have 25th for Ullmark and Ottawa will keep the rest of their picks.

The Ullmark and Brown trade: Ottawa says no.
The Tkachuk trade: Ottawa simply hangs up.

Florida says no Tkachuk has been the spark plug for 2 straight Cup appearances.and makes 1.75 mil less

does part of “if they listen to me” include holding Steve Staios’ loved ones hostage until he accepts a terrible trade for brady tkachuk

I mean...The Rangers can't say no to that lol

This is all some of the worst mock GMing I've ever seen. The Trouba trade has gotten a rise out of me in ways I no longer thought was possible on this site.

Either this is incredible bait of you've gotta rethink everything you know about hockey

I don't particularly like Lysell all that much, but for a 3rd, you can't beat the pedigree.

He has dropped in value the past, what 3 years? Hope for a second, but be happy with a 3rd.

CW_73 got yah dander up their a little huh son? Easy now, this is all fantasy. But seriously, I am glad you set me straight. Thx! I see the light now! 🤣