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Get Lane To Chick-Fil-A

Created by: jonh514
Team: 2024-25 Montreal Canadiens
Initial Creation Date: Apr. 16, 2024
Published: Apr. 16, 2024
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Lane Hutson played well, but man he's the skinniest defenseman I've ever seen. Put him on the ice against Brady Tkachuk or Tage Thompson and he's just gonna get man-handled.

He needs to put on some pounds and muscle in his lower body in the worst way. Someone at one point is gonna take a run at him and even if he's shifty, no one avoids getting hit forever, especially as a defender.

There is no reason this kid can't put on 10 pounds over the summer and nearly double the size of his Calves and Hamstrings.

As things stand, I would play Lane in the AHL until he bulks up. It may take him 2-3 years to get to 180 lbs, but he needs to be there if he wants to survive an NHL season.

That being said, I can't think of 2 better people to show him the way than Frankie Bouillon and MSL. Here's hoping he comes to camp at 175 lbs next season.
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Apr. 16 at 11:46 a.m.
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Tank it baby
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Quoting: Just_A_Guess
Apparently I struck a nerve with disagreeing with an incorrect statement?


Yeah you should never argue with a sociopath.
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Apr. 16 at 11:47 a.m.
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I'm very sorry sir! 😭 If you need medical consultation at no cost, I suggest changing your legal name to Lane Hutson.


I didn't play junior though.
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Apr. 16 at 11:48 a.m.
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Quoting: Just_A_Guess
Apparently I struck a nerve with disagreeing with an incorrect statement?


I hear you. I just don't have the medical/nutritional knowledge to add anything of value to this discussion, but I'm sure the team is gonna sort Lane out. They had all his medical records before drafting him and if they felt he had any health issues outside the norm, they probably wouldn't have drafted him.

They'll get it sorted out I'm sure.
Apr. 16 at 11:51 a.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
I didn't play junior though.


Ever play any Foosball? I heard that's just as good if you want free medical.
Apr. 16 at 11:53 a.m.
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Quoting: jonh514
I hear you. I just don't have the medical/nutritional knowledge to add anything of value to this discussion, but I'm sure the team is gonna sort Lane out. They had all his medical records before drafting him and if they felt he had any health issues outside the norm, they probably wouldn't have drafted him.

They'll get it sorted out I'm sure.


I'm no medical expert by any means but I've spent some time studying over the years... was actually interested in an academic debate/conversation instead of the usual trolling garbage but oh well lol
Apr. 16 at 11:53 a.m.
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Quoting: jonh514
Ever play any Foosball? I heard that's just as good if you want free medical.


Oh yeah I loved it too.

Problem is now I piss out protein through my kidneys each time I celebrate.
Apr. 16 at 11:59 a.m.
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Oh yeah I loved it too.

Problem is now I piss out protein through my kidneys each time I celebrate.


Sounds like a Covid thing. You should wear a mask while you eat!
Apr. 16 at 12:00 p.m.
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Sounds like a Covid thing. You should wear a mask while you eat!


I do.

It's a Hannibal Lector mask.

Perfect for having my friends for dinner.

Gotta get that protein in.

Especially during junior hockey season.
Apr. 16 at 12:05 p.m.
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I do.

It's a Hannibal Lector mask.

Perfect for having my friends for dinner.

Gotta get that protein in.

Especially during junior hockey season.


LOL. You should do like George. https://youtu.be/8YaaZZN9VYs?si=wYsociF5r_lAHgAx
Apr. 16 at 12:10 p.m.
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LOL. You should do like George. https://youtu.be/8YaaZZN9VYs?si=wYsociF5r_lAHgAx


George likes his protein spicy!
Apr. 16 at 12:13 p.m.
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Quoting: Just_A_Guess
If he's pissing out protein he has kidney problems, which would be a bigger issue than him trying to gain weight.


Sounds like kidney stones to me, ouch.
Apr. 16 at 12:19 p.m.
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Sure metabolism plays a factor in how people gain weight I am not denying that, however everyone has a base TDEE they need for maintenance which accounts for metabolism. For example, a 5'11 165 lb male athlete training 2x per day needs roughly 3500 calories per day just to maintain weight at 165. In order to gain steadily 1-1.5 lbs a week they need 3800-4000 per day, 28,000 per week, and someone with a higher metabolism should be taking in over 4000 per day. Some people just under estimate just how much they actually need to eat to hit 4000 calories per day, especially when eating "clean" as people like to call it. 4000 calories per day is an actual insane amount of food when you are talking about grilled chicken, beef, rice, fruit and veggies.


This isn't how metabolism works though.
It's why dieting isn't a long term solution to weight loss and why people struggle to lose weight.
For many people, not all, but many, when they diet their Metabolism balances...and eventually they regain weight or at the least stop losing.
This is why no dietician would tell you to diet but instead eat a healthy balanced. Because you just make weight loss harder when you do.
When you calorie restrict, your body adapts to it, and simply burns less.
Read about fasting. the first 10 days of fasting is the fastest weight drop... then your weight drop becomes less as the body adapts.
You can do the exact same activity... you will lose less weight.
This is what I am referring to on the study above about the runners.
Your body is set to balance. You can run miles....then take months off sitting on the sofa... when they test your metabolism...same.

The same is true with eating more.... your body balances.
Yes for a short period of time you might gain weight, but you will rebalance out and it will be hard to keep.
Furthermore you have to keep eating more and more and more...
So simply eating 4000 calories or what ever isn't a solution.
Because weight gain for some people is just as hard as weight loss for others.
You eat more, your body says great more to burn.

It's just not as simple as you want to make it.
Most people don't experience that. They eat they gain weight. They eat less it comes off and typically they yo-yo.
But that's not always true with young adults with a high metabolism.

They eat... they don't gain weight. Their metabolism isn't just "set to" some calorie amount.
Just think about what you are saying.
If it was how you describe it.... they would hit starvation at some point after all that time they weren't hitting say 4000 calories they needed to "gain" weight.
Right, they would have eventually just withered to a skeleton without those calories on that 4000 line.
Because if it was just a "line" they need to hit, then above the line they gain....below they lose, and at the magic number they stay the same....
But clearly that isn't how it works.
They don't hit starvation....they just stay thin. They can go years way under the 4000 line you mentions... and just stay thin, not starve.
So when they eat more.... the body adapts.
Like the person who diets.... and they are right back where they started.

It's one of the reason people needs steroids to grow muscle. At some point you just can't gain more naturally. There is a limit set.
In working out for years you should be able to hit those 32" arms..... but naturally you never will. Doesn't matter what you eat... or how much you work out. Your body has it's limit.

This is why the in/out formula is just garbage. It's not as simple as a math equation.
Because the body is always adapting.
Some people can pig out, and nothing. That's just how it is till they age and the metabolism slows and it will slow for everyone.
No one knows why its like that in some young people but they do know that it is.
Apr. 16 at 12:27 p.m.
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tbh, he didn't look any smaller than Harris, which surprised me.

No doubt he needs to fill in, but from his game last night, he looked great along the boards (edged out Fabbri on his back check in one instance, and boxed out Compher in the mid 3rd period), didn't look like he was getting out-muscled at all. Biggest thing he needed to work on by far was his positioning, you could tell that Savard was really working hard to cover for him and trying to coordinate where he needed to be.

Offensively though... you can tell he's something special:
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