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Bert is vaxed

Created by: Redstinger
Team: 2021-22 Detroit Red Wings
Initial Creation Date: Nov. 10, 2021
Published: Nov. 10, 2021
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22 tdl
Trades
1.
DET
  1. Brännström, Erik
  2. Stützle, Tim
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Ottawa will be mean with Burt and tkachuk
OTT
  1. Bertuzzi, Tyler
2.
DET
  1. Georgiev, Alexandar
  2. 2022 1st round pick (NYR)
NYR
  1. Greiss, Thomas
  2. Leddy, Nick
3.
DET
  1. 2022 3rd round pick (BUF)
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Culture
BUF
  1. DeKeyser, Danny
4.
DET
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (FLA)
FLA
  1. Namestnikov, Vladislav
5.
DET
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (NYI)
NYI
  1. Stecher, Troy
6.
DET
  1. 2023 3rd round pick (BUF)
VGK
  1. Gagner, Sam
7.
DET
  1. Girard, Samuel
COL
  1. Fabbri, Robby
  2. Witkowski, Luke
8.
DET
  1. 2022 6th round pick (DET)
TBL
  1. Rowney, Carter
9.
DET
  1. 2023 4th round pick (EDM)
EDM
  1. Renouf, Daniel
10.
DET
  1. 2022 3rd round pick (CHI)
  2. 2022 6th round pick (ANA)
CAR
  1. Staal, Marc
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21$81,500,000$48,957,223$0$7,601,250$32,542,777
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Larkin, Dylan
$6,100,000$6,100,000
C
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C
UFA - 2
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Suter, Pius
$3,250,000$3,250,000
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Hirose, Taro
$850,000$850,000
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UFA - 1
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Veleno, Joseph
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Smith, Givani
$750,000$750,000
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Erne, Adam
$2,100,000$2,100,000
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Girard, Samuel
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 6
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Seider, Moritz
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 3
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Georgiev, Alexandar
$2,425,000$2,425,000
G
UFA - 1
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Lindström, Gustav
$850,000$850,000
RD
RFA - 2
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Hronek, Filip
$4,400,000$4,400,000
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RFA - 3
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Nedeljkovic, Alex
$3,000,000$3,000,000
G
UFA - 2
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Oesterle, Jordan
$1,350,000$1,350,000
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UFA - 2
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Brännström, Erik
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$450,000$450K)
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RFA - 1
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McIsaac, Jared
$764,167$764,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
LD
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:08 p.m.
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Alfie11
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imagine putting bertuzzi and stutzle in a trade together and thinking ottawa has to add a top propsect
Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:11 p.m.
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Your gonna be real disappointed with returns on players if this is supposed to be realistic.
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:17 p.m.
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If bertuzzi is at 30 g/ 50 pt at the trade deadline and gets vaxed. At this stage Bert is more than a 1 piece trade chip even if the piece is stutzle. Ottawa isn't treating brannstrom like a top d prospect and I don't know that he is still considered one there.
Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:21 p.m.
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Quoting: Redstinger
If bertuzzi is at 30 g/ 50 pt at the trade deadline and gets vaxed. At this stage Bert is more than a 1 piece trade chip even if the piece is stutzle. Ottawa isn't treating brannstrom like a top d prospect and I don't know that he is still considered one there.

this might be the worst take on the site. Stutzle would cost raymond+ lol, he was rightfully drafted a place higher and nothing has changed about his upside. And brannstrom is still an elite D prospect, his offensive abilities are already high end at the nhl level, our coach being an idiot has nothing to do with his value
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:22 p.m.
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..its in the game.
Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:22 p.m.
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another horrible Girard trade. when will these end
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:26 p.m.
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Quoting: Alfie11
imagine putting bertuzzi and stutzle in a trade together and thinking ottawa has to add a top propsect


Brannstrom isn't a top prospect anymore.

Quoting: Alfie11
this might be the worst take on the site. Stutzle would cost raymond+ lol, he was rightfully drafted a place higher and nothing has changed about his upside. And brannstrom is still an elite D prospect, his offensive abilities are already high end at the nhl level, our coach being an idiot has nothing to do with his value


No. Stutzle would probably just cost Raymond. Thinking Stutzle would cost Raymond+ is crazy.
Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:26 p.m.
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another horrible Girard trade. when will these end


Until he's traded smile
Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:28 p.m.
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AustonMatthews3443
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Ottawa and Colorado aren't just going to let you fleece them like that. Don't see why the Rangers do that either.
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:30 p.m.
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Bertuzzi isn't worth more than Eichel...
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:38 p.m.
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And that's the hat trick on troll posts for the day
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Nov. 10, 2021 at 11:52 p.m.
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Quoting: Redstinger
If bertuzzi is at 30 g/ 50 pt at the trade deadline and gets vaxed. At this stage Bert is more than a 1 piece trade chip even if the piece is stutzle. Ottawa isn't treating brannstrom like a top d prospect and I don't know that he is still considered one there.


Wrong, especially when ottawa is a seller.
Nov. 11, 2021 at 1:14 a.m.
#13
mokumboi
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Umm small problem, buddy... he isn't vaxxed, and there's no sign that's changing.
Nov. 11, 2021 at 1:46 a.m.
#14
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Sauce the number of your dealer. You can not possibly think DET players have that kind of value mate
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Nov. 11, 2021 at 3:28 a.m.
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Elias_Sedin
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What did you smoke?
Nov. 11, 2021 at 5:40 a.m.
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You nailed the rowney trade atleast
Nov. 11, 2021 at 9:05 a.m.
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Greiss and Leddy on the Rangers? Are you trying to make me throw up?
Nov. 11, 2021 at 9:15 a.m.
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redw1n9s
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This is one of the worst AGMs I've ever seen
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Nov. 11, 2021 at 3:35 p.m.
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Quoting: Alfie11
imagine putting bertuzzi and stutzle in a trade together and thinking ottawa has to add a top propsect


I think this goes in the top-5 lopsided proposals I have ever seen on CF

Quoting: GenXHockey
Wrong, especially when ottawa is a seller.


Exactly, Ottawa is still rebuilding. Never their GM lol, he doesn't know what he is going half of the time

Quoting: mokumboi
Umm small problem, buddy... he isn't vaxxed, and there's no sign that's changing.


Most anti-vaxxxers will probably bring their current narrative with them in their grave, like many have done already. Markus Birks for example.

You can't change that POV
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Nov. 11, 2021 at 4:03 p.m.
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redw1n9s
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Quoting: Xspyrit
Most anti-vaxxxers will probably bring their current narrative with them in their grave, like many have done already. Markus Birks for example.

You can't change that POV


lol yep. Hilarious stuff.
Nov. 11, 2021 at 5:07 p.m.
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Quoting: redw1n9s
lol yep. Hilarious stuff.


It's actually kinda sad but that's why the Universe/God has allowed natural selection. Another very good example :

'Flat earther' dies in rocket crash :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAdayUh6-4
 
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