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Punchable

Created by: Warpbox
Team: 2024-25 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Jun. 1, 2024
Published: Jun. 1, 2024
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Based on the athletics most punchable faces chart. Not a serious team.

FA: Cousins was voted by far the most punchable face (28%)
Lomberg was tied for 8th
Zadorov and Perron were each tied for 12th

Also Garland was tied for 4th

Total: 76.18%

Trades are not realistic
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,000,000
1$1,000,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,250,000
2$2,900,000
1$900,000
5$5,000,000
1$850,000
Trades
1.
VAN
  1. Tkachuk, Brady
OTT
  1. Hronek, Filip [RFA Rights]
  2. Lekkerimäki, Jonathan
  3. 2025 1st round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
Brady Tkachuk was ranked 7th in players other NHLers want to punch in the face the most
2.
VAN
  1. Gudas, Radko
ANA
  1. 2025 2nd round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
I know he wouldn't waive for Canada.

Ranked 12th (tied) most punchable
3.
VAN
  1. Andersson, Rasmus
CGY
  1. Willander, Tom [Reserve List]
  2. 2026 1st round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
Tied with Gudas in punchability
4.
VAN
  1. Bunting, Michael
PIT
  1. Räty, Aatu
  2. 2024 3rd round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
Tied for 4th most punchable face
5.
VAN
  1. Stanley, Logan [RFA Rights]
WPG
  1. Juulsen, Noah
  2. 2025 5th round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
Stanley got 1 vote for most punchable
6.
VAN
  1. Kane, Evander ($2,562,500 retained)
  2. 2025 1st round pick (EDM)
  3. 2026 1st round pick (EDM)
Additional Details:
Oilers figure out retention
EDM
  1. Demko, Thatcher
Additional Details:
Kane was tied for 12th most punchable
7.
VAN
  1. Hathaway, Garnet ($1,187,500 retained)
PHI
  1. 2026 2nd round pick (VAN)
Additional Details:
Tied with Brady Tkachuk for 6th most punchable
8.
VAN
  1. Marchand, Brad
Additional Details:
I've gone insane
BOS
  1. Boeser, Brock
  2. Höglander, Nils
Additional Details:
Marchand was the 2nd most punchable face
9.
VAN
  1. Tkachuk, Matthew
Additional Details:
Sure why not
FLA
  1. Pettersson, Elias
  2. 2025 1st round pick (EDM)
Additional Details:
3rd most punchable
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the SJS
Logo of the VAN
2025
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VAN
2026
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VAN
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$87,700,000$83,477,381$0$0$4,222,619

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
Tkachuk, Brady
$8,205,714$8,205,714
LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Miller, J.T.
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C, LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Tkachuk, Matthew
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
Bunting, Michael
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
Marchand, Brad
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Garland, Conor
$4,950,000$4,950,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Perron, David
$2,900,000$2,900,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kane, Evander
$2,562,500$2,562,500
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
Hathaway, Garnet
$1,187,500$1,187,500
RW, LW
UFA - 1
O'Brien, Liam
$850,000$850,000
LW, RW
UFA - 3
Cousins, Nick
$1,250,000$1,250,000
LW, C
UFA
Lomberg, Ryan
$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Hughes, Quinn
$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
Gudas, Radko
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Waivers ExemptSilovs, Arturs
$1,000,000$1,000,000
G
RFA
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Zadorov, Nikita
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 6
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Andersson, Rasmus
$4,550,000$4,550,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Waivers ExemptTolopilo, Nikita
$950,000$950,000
G
RFA - 1
Stanley, Logan
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Soucy, Carson
$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Podkolzin, Vasily
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW, LW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Poolman, Tucker
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Suter, Pius
$1,600,000$1,600,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Mikheyev, Ilya
$4,037,500$4,037,500
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2

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Jun. 1 at 1:17 p.m.
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newt
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funniest shi ever
Jun. 1 at 1:38 p.m.
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Adir4
YARRRR!!!!
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OTT laughs
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Jun. 1 at 1:39 p.m.
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Bast
First round bust
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The Andersson trade works for me. One can argue that the Flames could get another 2nd, but I think it's a pretty good package.
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Jun. 1 at 1:45 p.m.
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They forgot about Perry.

I'm surprised Binnington didn't make the list.

Decent team actually.. lol
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Jun. 1 at 3:12 p.m.
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Warpbox
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Quoting: MisstheWhalers
They forgot about Perry.

I'm surprised Binnington didn't make the list.

Decent team actually.. lol


I was going to make a Bennington trade but forgot to lol
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Jun. 1 at 4:11 p.m.
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not even close to brady
 
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