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Kate Upton, Scarlet Johansson (Avengers style), Kylie Jenner (pre-pregnancy), Jessica Alba, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé, Mila Kunis, Gigi Hadid and Jennifer Lawrence
Head Coach - Barry Trotz
Assistant Coaches - Todd Reirden, Lane Lambert, Blaine Forsythe
GM - krakowitz
UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES UNTOUCHABLE (don't waste your time asking)
Shane Gersich
Evgeny Kuznetsov
Christian Djoos
Nicklas Backstrom
Alex Debrincat
Tomas Hertl
Jakub Vrana
MASSIVE OVERPAY REQUIRED (not interested in moving)
Alex Ovechkin
Braden Holtby
John Carlson
Timothy Jimothy Oshie
Evgeni Dadonov
Anton Stralman
Samuel Girard
Ilya Samsonov
FOR THE RIGHT PRICE (more willing to listen on these guys)
Mats Zuccarello
Charlie Coyle
Robert Hägg
Nick Cousins
Tomas Nosek
All other prospects
ON THE BLOCK
All Prospects
All draft picks
TEAM NEEDS
Any sort of upgrade
RE-SIGNINGS
John Carlson - $7.3M AAV x 8 years, NMC (Years 1-3), NTC (Years 4-7), No protection (Year 8)
Madison Bowey - $800K AAV x 1 year
Travis Boyd - $750K AAV x 2 years
Riley Barber - $750K AAV x 2 years
Tom Wilson - $3.5M AAV x 4 years
Alex Petrovic - $1.75M AAV x 2 years
UFA Signings
Mark Letestu - $1.6M AAV x 2 years (voided due to signing a PTO)
Mario Kempe - $675K AAV x 3 years
Tomas Nosek - $925K AAV x 3 years
Tomas Hyka - $925K x 3 years
Dakota Mermis - $675K x 3 years
Jersey Numbers
Charlie Coyle - 3
Rod Langway - 5 (retired)
Anton Stralman - 6
Yvon Labre - 7 (retired)
Alex Ovechkin - 8
Mike Gartner - 11 (retired)
Peter Bondra - 12 (retired)
Jakub Vrana - 13
Nicklas Backstrom - 19
Alex Debrincat - 21
Nick Cousins - 25
Christian Djoos - 29
Ilya Samsonov - 30 (not currently in NHL)
Dale Hunter - 32 (retired)
Petr Mrazek - 34
Mats Zuccarello - 36
Olaf Kolzig - 37 (retired)
Tomas Hertl - 48
Samuel Girard - 49
Julius Honka - 60
Evgeni Dadonov - 63
Braden Holtby - 70
John Carlson - 74
T.J. Oshie - 77
Robert Hägg - 80
Evgeny Kuznetsov - 92
Tomas Nosek - 93